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For Your Funny Bone
Do you remember Bob Hope? I had forgotten that he lived to be 100 and I also didn’t realize it has been over 13
years since he died. Here’s a little trip down memory lane recalling this really neat comedian and his wit.
ON DEATH
On his death bed they asked him where he wanted to be buried. His answer was “Surprise me.”
ON TURNING 70
“I still chase women, but only downhill.”
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING
“I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.”
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR
“Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it’s called at my home - Passover.”
ON GOLF
“Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.”
ON PRESIDENTS
“I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six.”
ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER
“When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, ‘Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham’.”
ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL
“I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character
to fight it.”
ON HIS FAMILY’S EARLY POVERTY
“Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother
threw on another brother.”
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS
“That’s how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.”
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES
“I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me.”
ON GOING TO HEAVEN
“I’ve done benefits for ALL religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”
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W. Zack Dolyk Kevin J. Zeiher Kyle R. Wright
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