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Life After Sixty.
A few years ago my neighbor, Willa, who works
as a secretary, went to Russia on vacation. When she returned,
she shared pictures of Lenin’s tomb with her co-workers. One said
he had no idea that Lenin was buried there. Willa asked, “Where
else would he be buried?” He said, “England. You’d think that the
Beatles would want him a little closer.”
--Angela Fountain, Staten
Island, NY Retirement Advisors, NY,NY newsletter.
Senior Inspiration for the New Year
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. I only have 15 to go.
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight
live longer than men who mention it.
I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don’t mean to brag but… I finished my 14-day diet food in 3
hours and 20 minutes.
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